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Ashley. 18; wayne state freshman. Michigan resident.

espeyonce:

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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how 2 b a good defense lawyer

superduperhighschoolcookie:

step 1: yell objection a lot
step 2: slam on desks
step 3: have a ridiculous hairstyle

theletterwsarseflap:

my-endless-eternity:

seyiku:

Also

MY LIFE

Second to last one for me.

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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algebraicat:

if u don’t think music is important u need to remember that 13 dwarves convinced bilbo baggins to rob a dragon just by singing about it

plasticbagvevo:

"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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exit152:

the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles 

Martin Freeman talks about his love for Monty Python — Monty Python Live (mostly) Backstage — July 20, 2014

nappotuna:

based off of a twitter convo w/ ciil last night where she said “she loved dubworu” and i thought she meant some sort of dubstep kaworu